So, I haven’t written anything for quite a while. Wait, thats not true, I have, but I haven’t published it. Anyways, so I really wanted to do something for quite a while now, and thus I decided to write something which will be fun.

That’s not true, I was just bored 30 minutes ago and decided to write things which will make people say “What?” or simply be baffled as they try to understand what it is I wrote. I thought I could do it to all the friends in my facebook, but I kinda got bored midway.

So, here were the rules I followed when posting messages on walls of my friends :-
1. The message should not make sense.
2. It however would be my exact rendering of the thought process, but only those parts will be written as I long as I think up a new sentence. Thus it is a combination of sentences that do make sense.
3. Don’t press backspace unless a typo is made.
4. Be recursive and use false facts.
5. Change rules when you need to except rule# 4 and 5.
6. Be epic and grand and try and follow quotations patterns which are common.
7. This isn’t a rule but thanks to Rule#2 it usually was about something I noticed in their wall page (profile picture, links, name, etc.)

So, I got up to around, 75 or so friends and… well, here is what I posted (Sentences get longer down the order >.<) :-

1. Jeans when not black are blue.

2. Let bygones be bygones.

3. Bear the bear.

4. Blossom, Buttercup, Bubbles.

5. Drive to the right, wait…. left. Wait… right. No, left.

6. Rather than that, we can go for that.

7. Don’t stop when stopping for going.

8. Missing people is only real as it is imaginary because people are sent to imaginary worlds if they aren’t real.

9. For every wrong there is a corresponding right. But for every right, there is a left. Thus we can say that for every wrong… wait…. left right.

10. Because of the demand of oil, oil is supplied and hence used but the fact is that it is less, thus, we should sell oil more, so that oil is sold.

11. Going up the mountain, and finding out it is high is so much cooler than going up the mountain and finding out it is high.

12. Because dragons exist, we can certainly say that dinosaurs were extinct at some point after which they evaporated but were then sent and sold.

13. Wearing white cloths is the subtle language of peace but wearing white cloths all the time is a subtle language of silence and giving up, thus, when giving up, wear white cloths.

14. If we go away into the world, then we have been away for too long.

15. Let us all join together and hope that world is better because if we don’t, then it would be better.

16. For the waters are only as real as the imaginary feeling of flowing.

17. Sometimes I think why checks are the best part of a human life, and then I see plaids and wonder whether I was wrong when we started off as a species.

18. For being away and being sitting is easier, but when away and sitting is tough because both are really same.

19. Once upon a time, I wrote a beautiful poem which was then published but later on rejected for it was such a beauty that it was sold off and then it was made into a song but I got no credit because I didn’t write it and there was no poem, but I swear it was beautiful.

20. For as long as I fly, it would only be so long as to touch the sky, but I don’t fly today.

21. Letting people come into your life is like closing a door and shutting it down, but letting people go out of your life is like closing a door and shutting it down.

22. Skulls and skeletons are necessarily the same thing because each are related to one another and thus, beautiful.

23. When we do decide to jump up and down the roof, we realize why we wear shirts.

24. When in doubt, we should refer to the dictionary because only it contains the methods of which language to use and when to use and why to use it.

25. For whenever we went away, I always used to thing we’ll be away, but then we don’t meet for years and I finally realize how beautifully we are away, and then, we are away for it is the true frailty of closeness.

26. Only true friends can realize when it is like to wake up in the morning and look at the sun wondering when it will rain.
27. Life has always been predictable but what it is going to do next, we do not know.

28. Blue skies are perhaps the most dangerous threat to humanity because they can make the world go round, as the oceans get jealous but they then realized how beautifully the world is connected and will ultimately scatter.

29. In the high alps of the snow, we find that the most amazing living creature is in fact a fish because it exists in a perfect symbiotic balance with the environment.

30. For when we are alone, we finally realize hat it is like to jump up and down the bed, but when we are together we finally realize what it is like to jump up and down the bed, but ultimately it is all about jumping up and down the sky.

31. Can we comprehend why the current state of affairs are as much as we look but is definitely not why we find what we expected?

32. Stopping the humanity from struggling would only make the coffee more cold and no one likes cold coffee unless they ordered one.

33. I am not doing this because I am supposed to but because life is always been what I was forced to do because it was all in my control and thus, we can always realize how beautiful coke really is when it is drunk with a straw but later on the bottle gets empty and the world needs more coke.

34. Forever and ever we look upon the amazing brilliance of stars and wonder what it is like to eat a choco dip pizza with gravel but hide under the beauty of life.

35. I do not know when we can finally complete our quest of studying but being honest, life has always been demystified very easily and thus our quest can never be complete.

36. When we ride towards the setting sun, we forget that we aren’t riding towards the setting sun, we are instead mammals who ride when we want to.

37. For everyone needs something, even a person who has it all, will never need something else.

38. Gamers and games are so interrelated that the beauty of it all is how both can coexist without disturbing the balance of the world and thus, is always the best way to preserve our society and nature.

39. Running around in a pair of shoes will always make you feel that you should have been barefoot but when you are actually barefoot you feel you want to eat a sandwich and have nine legs.

40. For everyone of us that is born, we find that none ever existed with the same characteristics as all the mass produced clones have the same gun and are in the same team but will always need to be contacted via mothership and thus it is so much trouble because sometimes everyone needs water.

41. Whenever we are eating, we should always try and tell it to the nearby country so that they can always sell the world what isn’t needed for it is what the economy has reduced to.

42. Liking something or someone can never prevent you to get it because as long as you are running, you have your shoes but when you stop you still have your shoes and thus is the runny nature of life.

43. Hello and welcome to the world as you are my friend but what we share is nothing as compared to the world upon which so many of us have existed and the taxes and laws which govern us now are all because animals and humans have a difference which is so subtle that humans are distinct from animals and thus are awesome.

44. The smiles and lies of people tell you more about them than the best of the black belts can ever say about why chewing gums are so popular when they don’t fill your stomach but are so sweet that you just want to always carry a suitcase to work.

45. We don’t try and find out why we do things because things get done automatically as if there is a magical hand which can never see the true labour as magic is not only done by Alladin it is also done by Genie and in fact he is the guy who is purple but we always know that red is the color of war.

46. Whenever you want brown things we should always be what the grey and black never were and that is being white when things aren’t white so we can always do things so they are pink.

47. Mobiles are always the greatest invention because the biggest step in humanity is to develop wheels so things get transported as the only thing that connects us is the internet.

48. When you stare at a wall for too long you realize it is not the wall you stare at but the uncomplete and insecure world which has suddenly been devastated of nuclear war because we ended the arms race so that science and peace can develop substantially.

49. When I find myself in a bit of a fix as to what to play, I always look down at the cup of coffee which is in a glass and then wonder why is it that black cats are so black but then again aren’t we all equal and the world is such a beautiful thing that we can always go to sleep.

50. Red is the only color which was always sent to people so that they can understand that black and blue and the beautiful malls are a result of the communist spirit that has shook the whole capitalist industry and revolutionized profit.

51. Darkness and smiles never go hand in hand for each exists without the other but the fact of the matter is that schools and colleges are so cool that education is now needed and we all should study together so that we can develop the world and make it mars.

52. Dogs have a special tendency of starting up a motorcycle and wondering why the people are sometimes bad to people who use air travel but after all it is all about finding the right pole and the right smell because air travel is fast and cars are red.

53. The only thing that remains to be taught to us humans is the fact that facts aren’t observed but are synthesized so that cotton is not used whereas it is the only thing that sweat can not beat in sweatshops of the world where iphones are not made and thus are so cheap and good quality smartphone.

54. When do we understand that colleges and studies are the only thing that will send us to mars and later on say that pluto is not a planet whereas everyone called dibs and no body got the nachos and coke was regular but not large and life is such.

55. Understanding the true nature of accounting we observe that not only the secret is hidden it is also carefully put out of our sight so that we cannot look and thus we baffled but it is only through proper understanding we can observe the true reality of why books are these days not heavy as paper quality has improved because recognition of earlier times where wars were fought without guns.

56. Whenever you realize that time is not on your side, you should always look at it again and see if the only thing that you want is given to you then you do not want it any longer and thus your want goes unfulfilled but all we want is to make the world a better place so we can move to mars.

57. Dances are the only thing which keep us in touch with our culture which is so diverse that it is one and is the thing which keeps us all together because as far as we know trains are always better than cars because more people can travel cheaply and oil is always wasted but ultimately it is about sitting in the bed and wondering why it all happened when it was supposed to happen yesterday.

58. Red and red are the only two things which differ as the rules of colors clearly states that not only can we induce the life out of someone we can also exorbitantly understand the true rain of knowledge is only artistic and thus immaterially important.

59. Whenever you stare at the ocean you are always forced to believe that not only water but air too is necessary for life and you forget that food is the only thing we need and it is all but inevitable that we will get it.

60. Zinc and carbon are the only two elements which have been proved by scientists to make sure that love is the only thing what is important but money makes the world go round and thus we realize that we should work hard and sleep all day.

61. When in wonder, as to which suit to wear, we should always choose the one which has been proven by humanity to ensure that cars are not driven fast as it results in accidents and thus made without cheese.

62. Sometimes and only always we realize that understanding of a subject has given us only half of what we needed to know and we don’t know the other half which is the realization that cheese in nachos is the only thing we need coke for.

63. For we have the best mouse in this universe which can now run at a speed of which is better than light as it is not possible to carry heavy things and thus making them useless for our purposes which is essentially to spread love and fun in the world while keeping most of it for ourselves.

64. Stealing from someone only makes you realize that not only you now have the thing but he also has the thing because cloning is now possible and attacking by lightsabers is the only logical thing to do when hungry and trying to watch a movie which was never released and created.

65. Meeting people is like shaving a foam cream with razor so that you have very thin hair and thus can not comb them but the fact remains that maybe people will understand that cities need to develop at a rate faster than they should develop.

66. Loving a country is like loving a chocolate when people will always wonder why the world has been away for so long and there is hardly any time to understand the true nature of yesterdays game which was cancelled due to rain and thus so beautifully amazingly touching the human soul.

67. Mumbai has taught be only thing that because I never went to mumbai it has always been close to me and made me realize that world has always needed a new coke but pepsi was there to meet the additional demand for a substitute when in reality books are always easier to read than on computers because computers don’t strain your eyes.

68. Smiles and teeth have only one thing in common that is the fact that sad people will always look at it and wonder at why t shirts are so common and fashion has always been the only beautiful thing and productively increasing the GDP when in reality all we need are fashionable clothes and that only will help our nation become what it was never meant to be.

69. Shoes and socks will always match but what matters is why don’t we try and understand that school life will never go but instead it is only there for a short time which shapes us and we are brittle for the rest of our lives and thus we can always be a rock which is never solid but love is all we need according to beatles.

70. Owning property will only give you possession when in fact what really matters is whether you have sold something so that the cycle of money continues and then you can contribute to the water supply of the nation so that the ecological and hemispherical structure of the atom is never found out because it is a secret.

71. Computers will only teach you one thing that is what is only letters are then later on sent because matters not what punishments you give it will always survive and that is the true spirit of friendship because life is not what is expected, it is what life is and thus we should study.

72. Laughing at peers will only reduce the seeds as the latests downloads are never what they are said unless released by a virus which has been contaminating the world for quite a while and we don’t know that apocalypse is actually going on as we continue to exist and in the end we all live happily ever after yesterday.

73. The red and blue lights in the traffic signal will soon be introduced because oceans demand more a say but the forests say that the sky is already blue because sunlight seems to be yellow and no matter what happens friendship and love and humanity and its struggles will be documented religiously on sand which will never get washed because we are too lazy.

74. Innovation has always been the frontier of humanity and thus always keeping us one step backwards from nature as we always forget that the only thing which keeps us going is the will to sit back and enjoy life rather than working really hard because what we need is work to be done and studies and friendship has always crossed the hurdles as we stare in a bright future together with no candles.

75. Being loved and loving people is the best thing which can happen because studies and scientific theory proves that not only we can land on the moon but we can also send people on the moon and moon is only dark when it is facing the other side and ultimately it is all about making sure life is real and friendship goes on because without it we are everything.

76. Books and cars and motorbikes will continue to spread love but keeping this and posting to your friends will ensure that ants get their say in the world because not only are they so many that if democracy is there dictatorship will never find its way and we all know we need everything to survive and thus help the environment.

Anyways, I went on writing them one after the other and it took less than an hour (very easy because making sense isn’t the goal).

If you were one of the guys (then your name starts with A, nice… :\), I am not sorry because ultimately fun is what boredom could never be and facebook is where you have added me thus it is not the most beautiful but better than google plus because google is always the better option as love and peace is what everyone wants without coke and nachos and cheese and suntan.

Till the time I find something for the next 75